she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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