i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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