Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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