I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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