i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
be right there i have to get my cape
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
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