Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
We have so much sex to catch up on
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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