girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
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