Sponge bath it is.
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
Randomize
