Me too!
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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