i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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