Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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