how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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