No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
Never underestimate the power of titties
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