She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
her vagine was all disorganized.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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