In the future we'll all be gay
oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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