Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
well you can't waste a boner
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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