I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
When I'm drunk and can't pee, I sing my abc's in my head and try to pee before I get to pee. Last night I forgot to do it in my head
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
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