am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
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