I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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