please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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