Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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