I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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