Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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