I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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