Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
do herpes really smell.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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