i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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