I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
a search helicopter?!
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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