I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
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