gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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