she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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