His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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