you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
This show inspires me to have sex in space
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
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