Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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