I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
It all started with a game of naked twister.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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