I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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