i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I wish I only lived at night.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
I had to cum in my sink.
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