Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
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