he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
What drink are we having for lunch?
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
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