Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
Randomize
