What a fucking waste of an outfit
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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