remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
How does one acquire holy water?
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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