He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
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