But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
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