Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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