he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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