Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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