Those balls look pretty dangerous.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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