I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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