apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
Randomize
