I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
Randomize
