people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
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