Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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